Drunk and jumping onto a moving passenger train? What could possibly go wrong?
A drunk man reportedly tried adjusting an Amtrak train's control devices – even activating the train whistle multiple times. https://t.co/47NCHd4yd7
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) February 6, 2019
Why do I get the feeling his first words, AFTER waking up in a dark, dank holding cell, were “I DID WHAT????”
I also get the feeling a friend of his is still standing by the tracks holding one of his half drunk beers. “Hold my beer, watch this!” How long SHOULD his buddy stand there holding it though?