A bride to be in Virginia is in jail today. She embezzled $93K from her employer and used part of the money on butt lift surgery.
— New York Post (@nypost) March 28, 2019
Have you taken a nice long look at the mug shot? First: Don’t steal. Butt… **ahem** I mean… BUT if you’re gonna go for elective surgery wouldn’t you fix that “cracked windshield” before the busted “bumper”? Just sayin’.