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Seth’s Stupid News

Legit:  73 year old sets new Guinness World Record as the oldest player in a professional soccer game.  Let me repeat that:  73 years old.  SEVENTY THREE.

And just because I’m jealous this septuagenarian is in WAY better shape than I am… here are some terrible jokes designed solely to make me feel better about myself.


The older he gets the earlier it gets late.


The question isn’t at what age he wants to retire… it’s at what income.


All that time in goal just wondering what he’s forgetting.


Few women admit their age… this guy doesn’t act it.


How many noises did he make when he bent over to pick up the ball?


Does he pay full price so he doesn’t HAVE to admit he’s a senior citizen?


This is NOT what advanced age looks like in the brochure!


But seriously… congratulations sir.  You should be super proud of your achievement.  After this momentary lapse in judgement I’ll go back to respecting my elders again.

About Seth Hughes

Vermont farm boy, moved to Seattle 13 years ago and couldn't be more happy to be playing in the Bull's barnyard. Loves his family, mountains, water, pickup trucks and ALL things tasty.

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