Fitz in the Morning Episode #402 Wednesday 11-25-20

Drew is concerned that he pulled his Brick of Turkey out of the freezer too late for Thanksgiving. Fortunately the What Are You Kidding Me stories start with advice on how NOT to prepare your Turkey! Also on WAYKM: a new TikTok trend is kids fooling their parents into thinking the TV is broken, two Yoga teachers beat the crap out of each other over a heater, a Canadian council meeting stalls when someone’s mic is left on in the bathroom, a Oregon man is caught stealing 108 rolls of TP in Walla Walla, and a guy who stole a Coors Light truck from outside a store tries to jump out of it the moving truck and runs himself over. (You won’t believe how many P1s call in to say they’ve run themselves over.) Fitz’ has a Special Spot where he watches a massive eagle’s nest but he won’t tell anyone where it is. The Curse of Snohomish County continues for Drew who says when he asked the previous owner for information on the house she only replied “too many bad memories, I don’t want to talk about it.” Meanwhile Ryder thinks we’ve cursed him, because ever since we pointed out his 666 Facebook followers, he keep seeing satanic signs everywhere. In the Fitz Files, on “The Bachelorette” one guy tries to sneak to Tayshia’s room but ends up at host Chris Harrison’s instead and Grammy nominations are out with controversy as the Weekend didn’t get any and Justin Bieber was nominated for Pop but thinks he’s R+B. All Jacked Up includes Diana from Poulsbo who argues with Alexa and Kim in Spanaway who hides in her rabbit house when life gets too stressful. Fitz needs your advice on whether to hold his kids back a year because of all the schooling and experiences they’ve missed. And in case you missed it, we revisit our rendition of The Very First Thanksgiving.

What Are You Kidding Me!? Wednesday 11-25-20

Fitz has advice on how NOT to prepare your Turkey and how to handle leftovers, a new TikTok trend is kids fooling their parents into thinking the TV is smashed, two Yoga teachers beat the crap out of each other over a heater, a Canadian council meeting stalls when someone’s mic is on in the bathroom, a Oregon man is caught stealing 108 rolls of TP in Walla Walla, and a guy who stole a Coors Light truck from outside a store tries to jump out of the moving truck and runs himself over. (You won’t believe how many P1s call in to say they’ve run themselves over.)

What Are You Kidding Me!? Tuesday 11-24-20

The popular 12-foot-tall Halloween skeleton from Home Depot is now a popular Christmas decoration with people adding Santa stuff to it, a babysitter is being sued for getting Chicken McNuggets for the kids of a vegan family, the Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year is “Covid-19”, a squirrel staggers around drunk after eating a fermented backyard pear, Dr. Fauci’s announcement that Santa is immune to Coronavirus has internet freaks wanting to drain Santa’s plasma for his antibodies, and a guy who went to the doctor to get treatment for depression over his cheating wife finds out she was cheating with the doctor.

Fitz in the Morning Episode #401 Tuesday 11-24-20

Drew got into an argument with his girlfriend about the proper way to make toast which got us all into a discussion about our favorite toast. Meanwhile, more than half of people surveyed say they’re writing off healthy eating and plan to pig-out from now through New Year’s Day. The Fitz in the Morning Players reenact The First Thanksgiving! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, the popular 12-foot-tall Halloween skeleton from Home Depot is now a popular Christmas decoration, a babysitter is being sued for getting Chicken McNuggets for the kids of a vegan family, the Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year is “Covid-19”, a squirrel staggers around drunk after eating a fermented pear, Dr. Fauci’s announcement that Santa is immune to Coronavirus has internet freaks wanting to drain Santa’s plasma and a guy who went to the doctor to get treatment for depression over his cheating wife finds out she was cheating with the doctor. In the Fitz Files, Marshawn Lynch gives away 200 thanksgiving turkeys, Ken Jennings will be the first interim host for “Jeopardy”, and former “Bachelorette” Kaitlyn Bristow wins “Dancing with the Stars” making it two years in a row a former Bachelorette wins it. On the $1000 Minute, Christy from Kenmore Wins! On Make Up or Break Up, Holly from Everett just found out her boyfriend Craig lost his job two months ago and hasn’t told her. Text The Truth has you sharing your most twisted secrets with us, like the mom who realized her kid is the dumbest one in class after watching Zoom school. Fitz helps us get prepared the most Uncomfortable Conversations likely to come up at the Thanksgiving table like “when are you getting married?” and “what do you do again?” Mind Blown has hard-to-believe factoids that will, well, Blow Your Mind!


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