What Are You Kidding Me!? Friday 09/18/20

OK Cupid has a “VILF” badge to remind you that voting is sexy, a man sues a major coffee chain for severe burns on his junk from extremely hot coffee, a 11-year-old has to remove his mask at school because it’s from Hooters, Louis Vuitton has a mask for $1000, the new TikTok trend is filing your teeth with a nail file, and a woman in Alabama films a 12-foot gator her yard.

Fitz in the Morning Episode #354 Friday 09/18/20

It’s Blue Friday and Bull-Yah Friday! Fitz wants to know how far Ryder has ever been from his home in Auburn; turns out not far. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, OK Cupid has a VILF badge so you can hook up with sexy voters, a man sues a major coffee chain for severe burns on his junk from extremely hot coffee, a 11-year-old has to remove his mask at school because it’s from Hooters, Louis Vuitton has a mask for $1000, the new TikTok trend is filing your teeth with a nail file, and a woman in Alabama films a 12-foot gator her yard. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends “Call the Midwife Season 9” and “Airplane!” on Netflix and “Pen15” on Hulu. General Gridlock returns as Fitz calls him in his bunker to lead us on a March. On the Fitz Files, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston reunite for a “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” read, Martha Stewart has a line of CBD products and she uses a lot of them and John Oates of Hall and Oates has a Country album. After 8 weeks, Lori from University Place WINS the $1000 Minute! The P1’s Have Talent include Blake from JBLM who does a mouth trumpet “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash, Ryan from Bonney Lake who does a cool police siren sound and Andrea from Carnation brings down the house with Marissa Tomei from “My Cousin Vinny”. Fitz decided his home needs The Magic of a Halloween Tree. Believe It or Not has Debi from Kent who got a bicycle from Evel Knievel as a girl, Liam from Port Orchard who passes as Liam from Oasis, and Callie from Spanaway who went skydiving with her 90-year-old Grandma whose boobs popped out. Claire got called to the Big Boss’s office and it was not was she was expecting. The Weekend Party Preview has discounted Ski Passes on sale, the Western Heritage Center is cool for kids, Dad can drive exotic cars at Pacific Raceways and Fort Nisqually Online has a Victorian Baking class.

What Are You Kidding Me!? Thursday 09/17/20

An adorable Alaskan Malamute argues with a talking toy hamster, a woman sitting on a city bench gets thrown in the air when a garbage truck picks up her bench and now she is missing, a human brain washes up at Lake Michigan, a man calls a company to file a complaint and the operator calls him names thinking he was on hold, a man claiming to be Jesus tries to skip out on paying train fare, and Sean Hannity can’t pronounce “Despacito”

Fitz in the Morning Episode #353 Thursday 09/17/20

Drew finally has his flannels unpacked and is getting ready to launch a Year of Flannel. Fitz and Claire were up all night watching and doing social media for the ACMs and Ryder was up all night trying to buy the PS5. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, an adorable Alaskan Malamute argues with a talking toy hamster, a woman sitting on a city bench gets thrown in the air when a garbage truck picks up her bench, a human brain washes up at Lake Michigan, a man calls a company to file a complaint and the operator calls him names thinking he was on hold, a man claiming to be Jesus tries to skip out on paying train fare, and Sean Hannity can’t pronounce “Despacito”. We review the ACMs with Fitz and Claire loving the low-key show with no audience, focus on the songs, and really cool lighting. Our “Goose Bump Songs” include Miranda’s “Blue Bird”, Taylor’s “Betty”, and Eric Church’s blistering Johnny Cash moment. In the Fitz Files, there was a first-ever tie for Entertainer of the Year between Carrie and Thomas and Eric Church fans are ticked off, Gwen Stefani can really actually sing Country, and Maren Morris gave the only really “real” speech. On Make Up or Break Up, Elisa from Enumclaw is due any week now and her husband Brayden insists on naming their child to honor his dead brother but it’s the same name as Elisa’s abusive ex and she doesn’t want her child’s name as a reminder. The ACM “Fitzies Awards” are Fitz’s own top honors from last night’s ACM’s including Best Neck Tattoo, Best Sexy Gray Coming In, and Best Male Nipples. Today’s Playlist Profiling is Beverly from Everett. Fitz plays us the amazing live performance of Dan + Shay’s “I Should Probably Go to Bed”. And after all that…Throwin’ Shade has Shade going after…The ACMs!


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